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Happy Birthday, ...! 🔥
“Happy 27th Birthday! Scientists confirm you are officially too old to ever be considered a child prodigy. Please stop telling people you’re "still in your twenties" as if you aren’t 98% of the way to 30. Enjoy the cold pizza you left out last night.”
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