The Birthday Wish They’ll Never Forget — Or Never Live Down.
Schedule hyper-personalized, AI-crafted roasts, emotional digital time capsules, or collaborative group boards. Delivered at exact local midnight with interactive scratch-offs and envelope reveals.
Happy Birthday, Alex! 🔥
“Happy 27th Birthday! Scientists confirm you are officially too old to ever be considered a child prodigy. Please stop telling people you’re "still in your twenties" as if you aren’t 98% of the way to 30. Enjoy the cold pizza you left out last night.”
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Pick Your Vibe: Sweet ↔ Savage
Different friends deserve different energy. Drag the slider to experience how the entire reveal changes in real time.
Brutal Roast
Ruthless love & hilarious truth bombs
How chitoria.dev Works
Set it once, forget it, and let our precision serverless queue deliver the magic.
Choose Mood & Date
Select anything from brutal roast to sincere tearjerker. Set the recipient’s birthdate and local timezone for exact midnight dispatch.
AI Crafts The Lore
Feed 3 funny quirks, inside jokes, or memories into our AI writer. Watch it generate hilarious rhyming insults or touching memoirs.
Unboxing & Viral Loop
Recipient gets a surprise email from cheers@chitoria.dev or an anonymous alias. They scratch or unseal to view, and pay it forward!
Engineered For Unforgettable Moments
Everything you need to orchestrate the greatest birthday surprise.
AI Roast Generator
Pre-tuned sarcastic prompts that weaponize inside jokes and cold pizza habits without crossing into mean-spiritedness.
Group Vaults
Generate a zero-friction group link for friend circles to drop photos, GIFs, and notes into a collective board.
Midnight Delivery
Serverless QStash engine guarantees timezone-accurate midnight triggers anywhere from Tokyo to New York.
Anonymity & Safety
Send as 'Secret Admirer' with AI toxicity filters, token-gated links, and read-receipt notifications for the creator.
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about chitoria.dev.
Give Them a Birthday Memory That Hits Different.
Takes less than 2 minutes to set up. Whether it’s an emotional masterpiece or a hilarious reality check.